Friday, September 14, 2012

A2: What I Hope to Accomplish

What do I want to accomplish this school year?  Is that what you’re asking me?  Well that is a very good question.  A very good question INDEED.  Give me a second to think about this one, okay?  Is that cool with you?  Well guess what, I can’t hear you, because you’re in the future.  I need to think, so chill out and read someone else’s blog while I come with something.  HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Hmmmmmm. 
                I’ve got it.  I know what I want to accomplish.  Isn’t that great?!  Are you nodding your head?  Well good.
                Darn, I just lost my train of thought.  Ummmmmm…  Give me one more minute, alright?  I’ve got this.  Trust me; I’m from the past, so I’m older than you.
                Oh yeah! That’s right!  Wait, no, that’s for the other blog.  Ummmm. 
                How many words am I supposed to do for this?  Three hundred, right?  Yep, that’s right.  I asked Leyton, and he was like,
                “Yeah.”
                Do you want to know a magic trick?  Okay.  Think of a country that begins with D.  Got it?  Okay, now take the last letter of that country, and think of an animal that begins with that letter.  Do hurry, I’m running out of time.  In fact, by the time you’ve read this, my time has already been used up.  Way to be.
                Got the animal?  Okay.  Now take the last letter of that animal and think of a color that begins with that letter.  That should be easy.  Now here’s the cool part.  I will magically read your mind from the past, and see that you chose orange kangaroos in Denmark.
                Isn’t that cool?!  If that was completely wrong, then oh. 
                This has got to be three hundred words, right?  How do you access word count?  I just asked Leyton, and was like, “Go die in a wet, dark, cavern.”
                Caverns.  We’re learning about them in science.  Science.  I have a lot of homework in that class, let me tell you.  I have homework in this class, too.  In fact, this is my homework.  I hope it’s three hundred words.  I hope Leyton’s isn’t.  He was mean to me.  I hope he FAILS.
                Hey, that reminds me of what I want to accomplish this year!  Wow, I can’t believe I remembered!  I won’t delay any further.  My goal this school year is not to fail.

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