O2: Who Needs College?

I didn’t even read the article that came with this blog, because I have decided that I am not going to college.  The reason, you ask?

Well, up until about a minute ago, I was pretty keen on the whole idea of going to college.  I wanted to be a writer for an online newspaper.  But that was back then.  Back when I was young and naïve.  I now realize that if I plan to go to college, I’d have to write a three hundred word blog about it and read some confusing article that confuses me.  I don’t want to do that.  I don’t want to read that article.  So I’ve decided not to go to college.

College is overrated anyways.  I’m pretty sure there’s only one thing that’s more expensive than not going to college, and that’s going to college.  College shmollege.  I for one don’t know what it does for you, and let’s face it, nobody else does either.

Plus, colleges don’t even know what they’re doing.  I recently took a trip to Canisius and found out that their slogan is “Meht etaerc yeht.  Spam esu t’nod srerolpxe laer.”   What the heck kind of a slogan is that?  And it’s not even in a different language.  It’s just a slightly cool sentence that has nothing to do with Canisius, spelled backwards.

But like I said, the main reason I don’t want to go to college is because of the article I would have to read if I decided I did want to go.  There are many choices I could choose should I not decide to go to college.  For example, I could be a janitor for an online newspaper place.  Or I could be a garbage man.  Or, evidently, I could lead North Korea (ba dum, tsss).