Here I am again, sitting at my computer, writing another blog. Another three hundred words of just pure, awesome blog. Woohoo. Alright. Here we go. Blog initiated.
Girl scouts are in no way scouts. A scout is someone who runs ahead and checks things out. They don’t do that. No sir they do not. So why are they called girl scouts? Well, you may be surprised.
I bet you thought this next paragraph would be about girl scouts. Well it’s not. Surprise achieved. Mind= blown.
Right now my mind is in turmoil? Do you want to know why? You do? Cool. It’s because I was just presented with the following conundrum:
A rhinoceros and a gorilla are in a closed arena. Both hate each other with a passion. They proceed to fight each other. WHO WINS? Let’s see, shall we?
Yes. We shall.
So we know the rhino (who by the way has a solid thirty six inch horn) has strength. The rhino also has better armor, because his skin is like three inches thick. Also, it’s hard for me to imagine anything taking down a freaking rhinoceros.
But let’s give our gorilla some credit. Gorillas are way smarter, and have more maneuverability. Opposable thumbs would also help a lot.
Here’s what would happen. The rhino would charge, and the gorilla would dodge out of the way. It would keep going on like this until the gorilla would jump on the rhino, and grab onto its horn. Something like a rodeo would ensue. The gorilla could end up ripping the rhino’s horn right off, but in that case the gorilla would fall off and probably get stomped to death. If the gorilla was smart enough, it would go for the rhino’s eyes, or maybe punch it in the face. Remember, gorillas are seven times stronger than humans.
But the fact of the matter is that if the gorilla falls, it’s getting trampled, stomped, or gutted with a thirty six inch horn. So I’m going with the rhinoceros on this one.
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