H4: Time Travel

Traveling in time would be a very hard thing to achieve, because one of the only machines capable of doing that is the TARDIS, which belongs to Doctor Who.

WoooooooWEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOO

(dundun, dududundun, dududundun, dududundun)

But if I ended up getting ahold of the TARDIS, where would I go?  Probably nowhere, because I have no idea how to operate the TARDIS.  Unless, of course, I stole the Doctor’s sonic screwdriver, in which case I could use it to start the TARDIS.  But the Doctor would never give me his sonic screwdriver.  I mean come on, that is one hundred percent pure Time Lord Technology.  Since Doctor Who is the last of the time lords, he’s probably not going to give it to anyone, especially me, because I’m American.

The only other option for time travel would be if I went to Cardiff, England, in which the Rift is very weak.  Then I could summon the Gelth.  I would make a deal with them that if they helped me open the Rift, I would let them have my body to inhabit after I die.  Once I opened the Rift, everybody from all different times and universe would be transported to Earth and other places.  I would only have seconds to select a time and place before the Doctor came around and sealed up the portal, which would mean I would be stuck in the place I chose.  The only chance I would have would be if I encountered Doctor Who in my new time period and convinced him to bring me back to Alden, or if I found another place where the Rift was weak.  I could open it again, but only if I convinced some other being trapped inside the rift to help me open it again, and if I ended up back inside the Rift, I’d go back in time before I messed with time traveling in the first place, and tell my past self not to mess with British TV series.