This blog is special because it is an interview. I was selected to interview Abby Krysczak. The first thing I noticed when I went to interview her was that she neglected to shake my hand. This is a crucial part to every interview, and after I told her this, she forgot to do it the second time we met. After that notable mistake, she started firing questions at me that were very cliché. When I answered them, she kept letting everyone know that she was “not able to take me seriously”. As a general interviewing tip, one thing not to do when interviewing someone is laugh at them.
As the interview dragged on, it became my turn to ask the questions. I couldn’t help but notice her responses were pessimistic and gloomy.
Q: What are your thoughts on the future?
A: It doesn’t even matter. We’re all going to die anyway.
Q: What were the questions that I asked you in the last interview?
A: I don’t know, you asked them.
Well you answered them.
Q: Who is this Joushe character whose name is written on your hoodie?
A: I have a boyfriend named Joushe. It’s like a combination between Josh and another word that I can’t figure out. Isn’t that cool?
Yep. Well I now I have to write an interview blog with barely any material. See you around.
[Pause for handshake]
[No handshake]
In conclusion, Abby Krysczak still has much to learn if she hopes to have any lasting impact on this world. Here in America, you have to go through interviews if you want to make money, and I’m sorry to say that Abby Krysczak just is not ready. If Abby hopes to make money in the future, she has to get it together. Of course, that wouldn’t really matter, because we’re all going to die anyway…
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