“What’s that, Bill?”
“What’s what?”
“That thing.”
“What thing?”
“That thing on the water.”
“What thing on the water?”
“The thing next to the buoy.”
“That’s seaweed.”
“Not to the left of the buoy, to the right of the buoy.”
“Oh. That’s a ghost
ship.”
“A ghost ship?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh.”
“Yeah.”
“So, how’s the wife?”
“She got kidnapped by ghosts, remember?”
“Oh yeah. Sorry.”
“That’s okay. I hear she has a job now.”
“Is that so?”
“Yep.”
“Oh.”
“Yep.”
“What type of job would a ghost have?”
“I don’t know.
Terrorist, ship captain…”
“Ah.”
“Yeah.”
“Yep.”
“Hey look. The ghost
ship is coming closer.”
“Oh yeah. I wonder
what they want.”
“Maybe they want food.”
“You got any food?”
“Nah.”
“Hm.”
“I don’t think ghosts eat much, anyway. Except for souls and stuff.”
“It’s getting closer.”
“What is?”
“The ghost ship.”
“Hm. Oh yeah.”
“Are the Ghostbusters real?”
“What?”
“The Ghostbusters. I
know they made a movie that was fake, but are they actually a thing?”
“Hm.”
“Meh.”
“I don’t think so.”
“Oh.”
“Why?”
“Oh, I don’t know. I
was thinking maybe we should call them.”
“Yeah, they are really close now.”
“Hey, that one kind of looks like Karen.”
“Who’s Karen?”
“Dude, it’s your wife.”
“Oh yeah.”
“She’s saying something.”
“Who?”
“Karen.”
“Is that Karen?”
“I don’t know, it kind of looks like her.”
“What’s she saying?”
“Shhh.”
“Why?”
“I’m lip reading.”
“Why do you need me to be quiet when you’re-
“Shhh.”
“What did she say?”
“I’m not sure.
Something like ‘I am your life’ or ‘I am your knife’ or something.”
“OOOOOOOOOOOOO.”
“What?”
“What?”
“What?”
“Huh?”
“Did you say ‘OOOOOOOOOOOOO’?”
“Oh, no, that was the ghost.”
“Why do they do that?”
“Do what?”
“Go ‘OOOOOOOOOOO’?”
“OOOOOOOOO.”
“No, I mean why do ghosts do that?”
“I think it’s because they have a really short memory span,
so they’re amazed at everything.”
“Kind of like a goldfish?”
“Yeah, but goldfish don’t go ‘OOOOOOOOO’.”
“But their mouths are always open, like ‘whoah’.”
“Hey, the ghost ship is gone.”
“Well, ghosts will do that to you.”
“Well, see you Bill.”
“Yep, I should be getting home to my wife now.”
“Dude.”
“What?”
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