Do you want to know what makes me mad? Do ya?!
DO YA!??!?
It’s that derned T-Mobile girl. Why, you might ask, does the T-Mobile girl
make me mad? Many reasons.
The first reason comes from one of the T-Mobile
commercials. In it, T-Mobile girl is at
a rooftop concert in her motorcycle outfit.
There’s the first problem. Why is
she in a motorcycle outfit? Did she ride
a motorcycle onto the roof? And why is
T-Mobile so obsessed with her wearing a motorcycle outfit? In EVERY COMMERCIAL she has a motorcycle
outfit, even if she’s not riding a motorcycle.
Anyway, she’s at a rooftop concert, and she’s filming it with her
T-Mobile phone. Then she sends the video
to her friends, who get this, are also at the concert. Seriously, they’re right there in the crowd,
and they take out their phones and start watching the video OF THE CONCERT THEY’RE
AT. How stupid is that?
But it gets worse.
After she sends the video to her friends, she walks over to the edge of
the roof, and points her phone at a huge Jumbotron TV that is on the side of a
building. She then taps her phone, and
the Jumbotron starts playing the video of the concert. You can’t do that! Can you imagine what people could do if they
could make the Times Square Jumbotron play any video they want? I call false advertising.
Ever since they introduced T-Mobile Girl’s motorcycle
outfit, they have been getting progressively more unrealistic. In one commercial, she all of a sudden has a Batcave
to keep her motorcycle in! Seriously, if
you watch Batman, that big white hallway with the low ceiling where he keeps
his weapons looks exactly like T-Mobile girl’s place. And on the walls of her Batcave, there are
like thousands of phones, just stuck to the wall. So she’s also a hoarder!
And now she has a helicopter. Okay, I get that the motorcycle was supposed
to represent T-Mobile being fast, but what’s with the helicopter? Maybe she’s trying to scope out a place where
she can put all of her hoarded phones.
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