K3: Where is the Room?

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Ah.  Here we have a black and white picture of room.  The wallpaper in the room has birds all over it, along with leaves.  The window is open, and a pleasant breeze is blowing into the room.  Actually, I’m not sure if it’s pleasant.  For all I know, there could be gale-force winds blowing through that window.

Yeah, they are gale-force winds!  I figured that out because, as you can see, a little bird is smacked against the wall.  The wind from outside must have blown him through the window in mid-flight.

But hold on.  If the winds were that strong, wouldn’t the curtains be ripped off or blowing a lot harder than they are in the picture?  It all depends on where the picture takes place, if you think about it.

There seem to be mountains outside the window.  They are very big and rocky, and continue all the way to the horizon line.  This means that the location of this picture is somewhere near or on a mountain range.  That numbers out a lot of places, but still leaves many possibilities: the Andes, the Catskills, the Rockies, the Himalayas, the Alps... Hm. 

Ah!  But if we observe our picture more, we can see that there is a radiator in the room.  This means that it is located in some place cold, which eliminates the Andes, which are located in South America.  Also, since the mountains have no snow on them, we can eliminate the Alps, because they are constantly snowy.  That leaves the Himalayas, Rockies, and Catskills.

Wait.  It’s the Himalayas.  Think about it.  Who lives in the Himalayas?  Monks.  And what do monks have?  Silk Curtains.  And what type of winds do silk curtains need to blow?  I don’t know, but I’m at three hundred words.  Thank you for reading Crap Quality Last Minute Blogs.