L1: Favorite Super Bowl Memory

What’s with all these people asking people to write blogs about their favorite super bowl memory?  What does anyone ever do on the superhero besides watch the super bowl?  In my opinion, this blog is a waste of time, and I’m willing to bet that everybody else’s blogs about their favorite super bowl memory involve something along the lines of winning five dollars off of a bet, or going over to a friend’s house to watch TV.  I’m also willing to bet that those blogs are boring as H E double hockey sticks, so whoever made us write about this needs to get it together.

That said, I am not going to write about my “favorite super bowl memory”, because it’s probably the time that I found a chip between the cushions that didn’t have lint on it.  Instead, I am going to write about how there are no black superheroes.  Ahem.

Think of a random superhero right now.  Got it?  Okay, now think of another one.  Got it?  Remember who you’re thinking of, now.  Okay, now think of one more.

Now examine the three superheroes you picked.  Chances are, not one of them is black! 

Are we racist or what?!  Think about that; no black superheroes!  At least, not very many.  The only ones I could think of were Frozone from the Incredibles, who has ice powers, Static Shock, an old character from a TV show who could control electricity, and Falcon, Captain America’s flying sidekick who I found by looking in my Glow in the Dark Marvel Sticker Book.  If you think about it, these guys don’t really have that good of powers.  I seem to recall that in the movie The Incredibles, when they’re battling the robot thing, all Frozone does is make ice walls that the robot goes RIGHT THROUGH.  All Falcon can do is fly, and Superman can do that, plus melt Falcon’s face with lasers.  Static Shock is okay, but everyone knows that all you need is rubber to defeat him.  It’s science, people.