Thursday, May 2, 2013

P2: Ms. Chrzanowski


Ms. Chrzanowski is not fit to become a teacher.  She proved to be absolutely no asset in the Online Publishing classroom environment.  If Ms. Chrzanowski wants to run a newspaper, there’s some stuff she needs to learn before she can do it professionally.

One thing she needs to do is be aware of her surroundings.  Probably eighty percent of the time I saw Ms. Chrzanowski, she was sitting in her chair reading some book while reporters didn’t get it done around her.  Is your book really that good, Ms. Chrzanowski?  Because I have your LIFE book right here, and oh, whoops, I skipped to the end, and oh, it ends with YOU NOT BEING A TEACHER.  Surprising?  NOPE.

Another thing Ms. Chrzanowski needs to do is treat all of her students equally, and establish appropriate student-teacher relationships with each one.  Of course, I am going to use Matt Lamb as an example.  Whenever Ms. Chrzanowski got tired of her BOOK, she would mozie on over to Matt’s workplace.  She would then start talking about Matt’s sister, Maggie, who she is apparently best friends with.  Even a regular conversation between Matt and Ms. Chrzanowski would always find its way back to Matt’s sister, which is weird by any means, but when it’s a student and a teacher talking?  That is just plain wrong.

Of course, I must shift some of the blame over to Mr. Currin, who did absolutely nothing to educate Ms. Chrzanowski on how to run a newspaper.  Mr. Currin, this woman wants to become an editor in chief.  Don’t you think you should maybe, I don’t know, tell her how to be one before you send her off into the real world?  She’s probably teaching an Online Publishing class right now, and her newspaper is probably only getting half as many views as The Bulldog.  That’s right, only half a person is viewing her newspaper.

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