The pop icon that I dislike the most is the Pepsi one. I mean come on; would you just decide what
you’re going to look like? First you’re
just ‘PEPSI’ written in cursive, then you’re a red and blue ball with a
squiggly through it, and now… what are you now?
That is the thing that makes me dislike Pepsi: what is the
logo supposed to mean and why do they keep changing it? I think I know why, ladies and gentlemen, and
I will now present a theory. Ahem.
First, I would like you to picture the old Pepsi icon (the
half blue, half red ball with a white squiggly). Now picture the new Pepsi icon (the mostly
red ball with a smaller blue section and a curved white line separating
them).
Now, picture this: The circle shape that the Pepsi icon is
composed of is a depiction of the plant Earth in fifty years in the
future. The red section represents the
Communist Army, rising again and attempting to take over the world. Hear me out.
And the BLUE section represents the Global Alliance, an international
military that was formed after the Communists conquered Australia. Each of the sections on the circle represent
the land that each force (the Global Alliance and the Communists) has conquered.
The white line separating them represents a toxic, barbed wire ridden No Man’s
Land.
Now observe the evolution of the icon over the years. It started off as a draw between the two
forces. Each of them had conquered half
of the planet. But now the Red section
takes up most of the circle. The
Communists are winning.
What’s with that, Pepsi?
In conclusion, the Pepsi icon is just all around a bad pop
icon. It is always changing, and
promotes Communism imperialism on the entire world.
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