Q2: Summer Plans

When somebody asks me what my plans are for the summer, or the weekend, or anything really, I usually end up with the response, “Oh,” because I never have plans for anything.  I don’t even have plans for how I’m going to finish this blog.  Hey, speak of the devil, this blog’s prompt is ‘What are your plans for the summer?’.  Great, well guess what?  I don’t have any.

“Oh.”

You see, I like to live life on the edge.  Go where the wind takes me.  I’m a bounty hunter.  Just today, I wore a shirt that was all white, but it had a blue striped pocket; a perfect example about how I don’t play by the rules. 

In other words, I don’t get invited anywhere.  But I don’t look at it that way.

Oh wait; I have my foam Hunger Games.  I do that every year, just because it combines all of my favorite things into one event.  But other than that, yeah, I’m a bounty hunter. 

You might recall, and this just occurred to me, the Foam Hunger Games is what I wrote about for my very first blog ever in the history of Ben Hoy’s blogs.  Let’s take a moment to reflect on what a long way I’ve come from there.  Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

Anyway, back to me being a bounty hunter, as I realize more and more that my summer this year won’t be as free as it always was.  I’ll have to get a job!  Aw man.  That pretty much means I’ll have to throw in the towel as a bounty hunter who never gets invited to things. 

You know what?  I’ll never stop being a bounty hunter.  I don’t care if I go broke.  I’ll just write blogs so much that someone will be forced to pay me for them.  Like I said, I don’t play by the rules.