L4: Haikus

For this blog, I will be composing haikus.  If you did not know, a haiku is a form of poetry with a five-syllable line, followed by a seven-syllable line, followed by another five-syllable line.  Ahem.

This is a haiku.

Yeah THIS actual thing is.

How stupid are these?

 

Oompa loompa boom,

Oompa oompa loompa boom.

Oompa loompa boom.

 

I saw a big fish.

It was a really huge fish.

It swam up and ate a bird.

 

Think about this, man.

There’s no black superheroes.

Try to think of one.

 

Okay, so Frozone.

Black man in Incredibles.

But he doesn’t count.

 

Oompa loompa boom.

Oh wait, I just did this one.

That was my best one…

 

Chinese eat noodles.

Especially at New Year’s.

The Chinese one, man.

 

Long, long, long ago

In a galaxy far, far,

Far away… Star Wars.

 

I’m halfway done now

With my blog about haikus.

150 more words.

 

This isn’t a haiku,

But who’s actually reading this?

Thug life, b****.

 

What’s with Joan Rivers?

Her botoxy face is weird.

Get it together.

 

I am as bored as

H E double hockey sticks.

Oompa loompa boom.

 

Two fish in a tank.

One of them says, “How do you

Drive this thing?  Ha HA!

 

Country music sucks.

It makes me hate the U.S.

Why no cool band names?

 

This Friday night blows.

But Katy Perry’s last one

Was pretty awesome.

 

What if there was a

Ninja battle in SkyZone?

Now that would be sick.

 

What is with YouTube?

It’s not yours, and it’s no tube.

It don’t make no sense.

 

Matt Lamb is a sheep.

He is a sheep in disguise.

Have you any wool?

 

El Chupacabra

Eats unsuspecting old dames.

Those poor old women.

 

This is my last one.

If you read this whole thing, props.

You have no life, dude.