The most embarrassing moment of my life is very
hard to pin down, just because I’ve had a lot of them. But the thing that worries me the most is
that I have to type three hundred words by the end of this day, and it’s eleven
o’clock now. Am I going to do this?
Honestly, I don’t know.
And even more honestly, nothing embarrassing has ever happened to
me. So do you know what I am going to
do? I am going to tell you the most
embarrassing moment of someone else’s life.
So there’s this guy, right?
And he’s walking down the street, and he’s feeling really good about
himself. Then all of sudden he sees this
girl walking down the street who he is attracted
to. So he goes up to her, and he’s
like,
“Hey, did it hurt when
you fell from heaven?”
The girl looks at him and goes, “Aw, you’re so cute! Would you like to play baseball with me and
hit a double?” And the guy’s just like, “Um, okay.” But then the girl says, “Hey loser, who are
you talking to? I’M talking to that
adorable little man sitting on your shoulder.”
The guy looks over, and realizes that there is a little man sitting on
his shoulder, and that the girl was talking to the little man the whole
time. Then the little man says,
“Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Then the girl is like, “Oh my gawd, you are SOOOO clever!
Did you come up with that yourself?” and the little man’s just like, “Yeah.”
You may think it couldn’t get any worse, but alas, as the
guy hung his head in shame, he realized he was stark naked and people started
pointing at him.
Okay, confession time: the guy was actually me.
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