“Man, it’s windy.”
“Yeah, I know. Hey, what’s that whooshing sound?”
“Uh, that’s the wind.”
“Oh. Yeah, that’s pretty windy.”
“I hope we don’t get a tornado.”
“A tornado in Kansas? Yeah, THAT’LL happen.”
“Actually, we live in Tornado Alley, so…”
“Why do we live in Tornado Alley?”
[sound of roof getting ripped off of house]
“WHOAH! Let’s get out of here!”
[sound of running, door being opened and slammed shut]
“Holy crap! It’s a tornado! We’re screwed!”
“Don’t worry; I got this.”
“Dude, is that a flamethrower? Where the heck did you get a flamethrower?!”
“STAND BACK!”
[FWOOOOOM]
“DUDE! That didn’t do anything! Now all the fire is just swirling around inside the tornado!”
“The beauty of nature.”
“YOU JUST MADE A FREAKING FIRE TORNADO!”
“Hey, guys! Do you know what an epididymis is?”
“Oh, hey. Um, why do you want to know that?”
“I’m pretty sure it’s a mythological creature that has the body of an eagle and the head of a pony.”
“It’s for my Health homework.”
“Uhhh, well you see, an epididymis is… one of the many organs that is, um… located…”
“This seems really awkward.”
“I’ll just put ‘horse creature’.”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
“What?”
“Did you ever get that feeling where you just KNOW you’re forgetting something REALLY important?”
“You know what? I’m getting that vibe too.”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
“Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…”
[BOOOOOOOOOM!]
“Whoah! Is that a fire tornado?”
“Well that gas station didn’t just get blown up by a blizzard, did it?!”
“Yeah, and that school bus full of children didn’t get consumed by an epididymis.”
“Hey, let’s have a little less attitude and a little more gratitude. I know how to stop these things.”
[BOOOOOOOOM]
[sound of lady screaming]
“How do you know how to stop a fire tornado?”
“I learned in health class. I’ll need something to ride into the eye of the tornado.”
“Hey, what’s that in the sky?”
“It’s a bird!”
“It’s a plane!”
“It’s an epididymis!”
“Holy crap, what is that thing?”
“It’s just like you said: a creature with the body of an eagle and the head of a pony!”
“CAW, CAW! SCREEEECH!”
[sound of guy mounting a creature with the body of an eagle and the head of a pony]
“Onward, steed!”
“Hey, do you want this flamethrower to defend yourself?”
“Oh, sure! Thanks!”
“No, don’t use that! Last time we did we--”
“CAW, CAW!”
[sound wings flapping an creature taking off]
“There he goes. Do you think he’ll stop it?”
“Nope.”
“Aw dude, you’re right. He just totally died.”
“Poor guy; didn’t even know what an epididymis is.”
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