Tuesday, March 26, 2013

N2: Spring


What do I love about spring? Well that is very good question.  A very good question INDEED.  It’s a hard choice, but I think what I like about spring the most is

Nothing.

Everybody says spring is the season of life, but is it really?  Look outside your window and answer me that.  Spring is the most miserable, cold, muddy, INSUFFERABLE

Wait a moment.  I’ve just been informed by the Google that June is part of spring.  I like June.  June is when my birthday is.  In fact, I think June is my favorite month of the whole year.  But I hate March. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I’m torn.

Why are there five blogs to write now?  I barely kept up writing four, and now they’re dumping another one on top of me?  That is what I call unfair to the hard working middle class in online publishing such as myself.

Anyway, March is the worst month of the year, and June is the best, so spring is kind of like Neapolitan ice cream to me: I love one side but hate the other.  To further my analogy, June is the vanilla, March is the chocolate that is richer than Donald Trump winning the lottery, and I suppose April would be the strawberry.

Do you want to know what’s nagging me right now?  Once I finish this blog, I’ll have four more to write. Blegh.  That’s so blegh. 

Blegh.

Let’s just say this better be a one-week only thing, because guess what?  It’s March.  I’m hungry, I’m irritable, and I’m bloating.  Actually I’m just irritable.  And hungry.

Do you want to know what I just realized?  Those people writing about acts of kindness that they never even did have to write the same amount of blogs as they always did!

Dat ain’t right.

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