M4: The Fox Under the Sheepskin

This ‘My 26’ blog thing going around is a load of garbage.  It’s a fraud.  And to prove that, I am going to expose the world’s largest blog fraud:

Matt Lamb.

Everybody thinks Matt Lamb is this nice “guy”, but the truth is, ladies and gentlemen, he’s not.  Let me give you an example.

On the bus ride home from the Canisius field trip, I sat next to Matt.  Our spirits were high as we rode home with our new T-shirts that said ‘meht etaerc yeht –spam esu t’nod srerolpxe laer’, and our fancy pens.  But then I realized something: my pen was gone.  I looked everywhere; under the seat, in my backpack, in my pockets… but it was no use.  My pen was gone.  I curled up in a ball next to Matt, and slowly started to weep.

“Here,” said Matt, “Have MY pen.”  I looked up, and a smile found itself to my face.  I reached for the pen, now with tears of joy.

But Matt Lamb pulled it away.

“Just kidding,” he said.  “This is my pen.  But I’m still going to write a kindness blog about it.”  Ladies and gentlemen, if you go on Matt’s kindness blog, I guarantee you will find one there about giving me a pen.

But that’s not all.  He has also lied and exaggerated in his blogs and articles on many occasions, including the one about giving his brother a ride and lending his brother money.  He is not the docile lamb he appears to be; he is cunning fox wearing a sheepskin.
I have just found out another thing: matt Lamb has just said that he signed up to be on WACS News, arch enemy of the Bulldog, next year.

Also his middle name is Hussein.  How suspicious is that?

I have millions of more examples of how Matt Lamb is fraudulent, and I would tell you all of them, but it looks like I’m out of words.